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Check out this new car detailing technique! I’ve used it several times and it works like a charm.
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[salmonella intensifies]
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Ha ha. Chicken breast. You had me till I saw, ‘raw chi...’, then everything else after that was just filling.
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[diarrhea intensifies]
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idiot, it’s not chicken! it’s raw human fat!
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It also moisturises the plastic and leaves a nice shine, and when you are done and throw the chicken onto the BBQ it has a certain bespoke crispyness.
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Now that’s a truly disgusting image.
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It’s like a rub but with less salt and pepper...
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.....Jim Tomsula? What are you doing on Kinja?
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This procedure gets the prestigious Jkm7680 seal of approval.
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“Alot of watery poo’s come out!”
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New problem;
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Dry skin flakes are an excellent renewable source of sodium
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This must be prestigious, I never won one!
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*projectile vomits*
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I fail to see how that is a problem
*makes grabby hands for the fluffy grey one in the middle*
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That Dru Magpie guy has featuring him. It’s good to see he’s found some nice free wifi.
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It is extremely prestigious.
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I’m truly honored, and do not take this acclimation very lightly.
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cleans up your baby’s toys easily as well
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Pet hair on your furniture? No problem for Foster Farms Chicken Breast.
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It seals in the juices.
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Professional auto detailers HATE him!
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I guess you could say it’s the breast detailing technique out there.
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lol gross :]
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That’s nasty!
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i’m going to save this and then give people it without your permission just to spite you
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One way trip to flavortown
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LIAR
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“You can try your luck at the library for internet, but I’ve found that your obamaphone can pick up signals decently well through a building. I like to sit on someone’s porch in a subdivision while they’re at work and use their unprotected internet. You look like a real somebody sittin on a porch on your phone. And the cops’ll leave you alone too cause you look like you belong there”
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That’s is just helping my cause! By spreading the word of “Jkm and the prestigious award he created.”
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You are very welcome.
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Harold approves.
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Top pic is E83 X3. Maybe all 3?
Also, gross
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Hey now, don’t undo my shallow internet meme post.
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“Did someone say chicken?”
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Tried this with play-do.
It did not work.